"You’re never too old to become younger". I like the sound of that!
"If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer"
"The measure of love is to love without measure".
"You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you’re going, because you might not get there." ~Yogi Berra
"If you don’t know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else." ~Yogi Berra again
"Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he’ll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you’re a consultant." ~Scott Adams (Dilbert creator)
"Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you’ll look back and realize they were the big things".
"Not all that wander are lost". Haha…
"Just when the caterpillar thought her world was over, she became a butterfly".
"Sisters: Emotional Tech Support".
"I’m so far behind I thought I was first!"
"Be like a duck, calm on the surface, but always paddling like crazy underneath!"
"Many people have eaten my cooking and gone on to lead normal lives". HA! Can we say "Cheesecake!"